Kitchen Gun/Transcript

Mother: This Kitchen is so Hard to Clean! If only there was an easier way... Derek Bum: Hi I'm Derek Bum, Say Goodbye to Daily Stains and Dirty Surfaces with New Kitchen Gun. Derek Bum: This Sink is filthy, but Just 3 Shots from Kitchen Gun, BANG BANG BANG! Derek Bum: And it Sparkles like New! Derek Bum: Look how it cleans this greasy hob, BANG BANG BANG! Derek Bum: Goodbye Dirt! Derek Bum: Grubby Tiles, BANG BANG BANG! Derek Bum: I love you Kitchen Gun! *Kisses gun* Derek Bum: Rusty Taps, BANG BANG BANG! Derek Bum: *Laughs Hysterically* Derek Bum: You Can Even Use it on the Washing up! BANG BANG BANG! Derek Bum: There! All Clean Again! NEW Kitchen Gun, Now with Laser Sight and Night Vision for After Dark Cleaning.